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Wee boys pee all over the toilet seat, the floor – you name it.
Drives their mothers mad esp if they sit on the toilet and unsuspectingly thigh-absorb a puddle of wee-boy-pee.

In our house it is the source of frequent bollixing to the boys. Right enough one of them – and I will spare his blushes by naming and shaming the pee-meister – appears to use a watering can for maximum spray and spread.

Several times a week the girls will howl in soaked-disgust at another wet ass. The mother of all bollocking starts accompanied by protests of innocence.

Note to girls – boys will be boys – get over it.

NOTE: no iPhone predictive spellings were used in the writing of this post. #Idiots.