Stop Here or Gently Pass

This piece as written for the Omagh CBS 150th Anniversary Book and Appeared in Edited Version There. Here is the original piece.

“The river was the colour of oxtail soup. . .”

This, claimed Lewis Meenagh, would be the opening line of his book. The words had come to him in a moment of inspiration, when he was teaching in the Tech, breaking for a moment to gaze out over the Strule. He taught me English for four years, did Lewis Meenagh, and I heard this many times.

The line has stuck with me over the years, like indeed has much of what I learned in Lewis’s A level English class. Likewise many of the happenings in the class. There were ten of us there. He seemed to like having ten pupils. At one stage there were eleven but the number was pruned back to ten.

There were the others that were present, large as life. Stanley Kowalski, Stella, King Lear and the Fool, the Knight, the Mayor of Casterbridge, Heathcliffe. . . Blanche DuBios certainly wasn’t the sort of girl you might meet at the disco we were told, “but you never know Passmore!” Lewis would add as a tantalising aside.

We slipped seamlessly from one text to another, all brought to life with his startling local perspective. Whether that was explaining the intricacies of the rhyme scheme of Wordsworth’s sonnets, or Chaucer’s Wife of Bath brought to live as if she were some woman bringing her shopping home from Wellworths before heading off on a wee trip down to Canterbury along with the other pilgrims.

The classes were nothing if not entertaining. Lewis had the remarkable gift of making you think global and act local. Breathing life into Tennessee Williams Streetcar as if the characters were a colourful group that inhabited Bogan’s bar. “Could I take Stanley… ehhh think I could.”

In Lewis’s worldview , a savage kick up the rear would have put a swift end to Stanley Kowalski’s predatory behaviour and saved Blanche a lot of bother. I think though even he thought her beyond redemption. He liked Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh in the film version, certainly we watched it often enough.

Another memory, Lewis on demonstrating the meaning of the word onomatopoeia: “The moth battered softly at the window.” Simply brilliant.

He took great delight in one lad who, when asked which football team he supported, replied Carrickmore and United. Of course to Lewis, Carrickmore was bad enough but United, without the ‘Manchester’ displayed an arrogance that he, as a self-proclaimed Arsenal supporter, gleefully pounced upon.

After I left the Brothers and was studying for my degree in English at Queen’s I met him up the town one day, and he invited me to come to his house for a chat. I duly obliged, something to lubricate the evening tucked under my arm. We talked about life and literature, the Brothers, my father. The teachers he liked and disliked. The special opprobrium he reserved for one or two.

It was the last time I was talking to him. For a man who had such an impact on my life I felt in several ways I had let him down. Once he asked me to help him with something and I was unable to do so. That bothered me and still does. Yet in my working life there is a hardly a day goes by when I don’t use something or other I picked up in Lewis Meenagh’s English class.

And I recall those days spent reading King Lear, or the Changeling and all the guys that shared the class with me. He said to my good friend Declan Coyle, who was gone too before he reached the age of thirty, “You don’t like me Coyle, do you?” Whilst Lewis couldn’t have been further from the truth, Decky froze before spluttering a terrified “I do like you sir.” Lewis chuckled, he may occasionally have got angry, but on this occasion he was toying with us.

My time at the CBS began long before I turned up in September 1979. My father had taught there for much of his working life, in fact right up until he had a heart attack in the school on December 1977. It was like a second home to us. School stuff littered our home, setsquares, large timetable plans, geography books, homework, you name it.

When I was at St Colmcille’s, after school I enjoyed going into the Brothers to see my father and get to run about the place. When I was young I went on various CBS school trips with my parents and remember the older boys being unfailingly kind to me.

So, when I pitched up at the Brothers in 1979, there were more familiar faces among the teaching staff than there were among the pupils. There was Mickey Grimes, and Stevie McKenna and PA. And Gerard Haughey, Cormac and Mick O’Kane. Paddy Groogan, Seamus Woods and Vincent McGill. Men my da held in the highest regard and I still do.

Looking back it was as if I had a posse of guardian angels watching my step. People like Seamus Woods, who reproached me for some act or other once by saying “I’m disappointed in you.” I knew what he meant, It was his way of saying “your da would be disappointed in you”. He was right.

The Christian Brothers themselves too were fundamentally decent guys. For all the criticism they have shipped over the years, it was a lay teacher that turned me off one subject. I have now returned to the subject almost thirty years later, so even that wasn’t a permanent effect.

The school then was different than it is now. The entrance is different now, and the entrance process itself is likely to change. In our time there was a place called the Smoking Shelter at the rear of the gym where pupils went to smoke. If this activity wasn’t actively permitted it certainly was tolerated. There a regular gang gathered to talk, slag, cadge cigarettes and generally have the craic. On the coldest days there we would be found in a fugue of smoke, happy as sandflies talking about everything and nothing in particular.

Since then I have had the honour of being asked back to the school a few times to functions and events. It is different now. Once seated at a function, I gazed up at the ceiling in the assembly hall, above which some of the lads used to bunk off classes via doorway they had discovered, the adventure almost ending in disaster as one of them put a foot through the wooden roof one day.

As I walked down the corridor the last time I was there, corridors I had walked and ran thousands of times, they all of a sudden seemed older. I had a flash on my inward eye of a burly figure in a brown tweed sort of jacket, with thickish glasses, brown briefcase in hand, head down, driving down the corridor through a sea of boys who knew to step aside out of his road. For all his bluster he was a hell of a guy. Like most of them.

And I remembered a line from Wordworth that Declan Coyle used to recite when he’d had a few in the Union Bar at Queen’s, having learnt it by heart for Big Lewis’s English class.

‘The music in my heart I bore, long after it was heard no more.’

So. Here’s to Lewis, my mate Decky Coyle, Mickey Grimes, Paddy Groogan and my da of course, and the rest of them who each bestrode those corridors like a colossus over the years.

The Whaling Tradition in Hurling

‘Call me Ishmael’. . . one of the most famous opening lines in literature, it could so easily have continued ‘. . . and I’m a hurler.

The comings and goings associated with the GAA 125 have led to a great deal of introspection and reflection on the last century and a quarter of our great games. Among the gems uncovered from highbrow academic research, attic clear outs and garage spring cleans have been documentary evidence that hurling could so nearly have been an international sport, but for a global decline in whaling.

In an old seaside shanty, down near Bantry that was scheduled for the wrecking ball before the credit crunch hit (now earmarked for development as a visitor centre) a gang of builders discovered an old seaman’s chest clasped shut with a rustic padlock. Serendipity meant a small key dangled by a length of gnarled hide. Upon opening the creaking chest, the builders realised it no ordinary seaman had stowed his belongings. No, this was the box of Pandora and the builders, one from Newtownshandrum and the other from Portumna in Galway tipped back their 125 peaked caps, ruffled the hair and gazed in wonder.

The chest held treasures beyond measure: a pair of ancient hurleys and an almost-finished stave from a barrel with a rough bas fashioned at the end; a leather bag with half a dozen or eight wizened and browned sliotars; a couple of pairs of nailed brogues; a peaked cap with the legend Corcaigh embroidered across the front. Other items included a smaller rosewood box containing a series of dog eared parchments; some dageurrotype photographs of sepia tone – one in particular of a striking young women of sallow skin and waved dark hair. It bore the legend Dona Christiana.

Unfolding the yellowing parchments, the fella from Newtownshandrum was surprised and stunned as the most remarkable tale unfurled before his eyes. The Galway man, more used to utility than ornament, set about boiling the kettle for tay and sandwiches and a read of the Irish Daily Star which he unfolded from the back seat pocket of his trous.

In 1887 a shipful of whalers had set out from the port of Kingstown in Cork, bound for the rich seas near the Isles of Cape Verde. They enjoyed the sailing on the vessel the Prionsias O Murchu, a ship of sturdy construction that handled itself well in all weathers but excelled in negotiating rough seas and storms. When they needed reassurance, the whalers from Cork knew that aboard the O Murchu, no evil should they fear.

The parchments revealed the ship sailed hither and thither, occasionally meeting with a sister vessel the Sean O Ceallaigh or the Naomh Niocláis. Both were formidable sea faring hulks that were manned by other sturdy fellas from seaports and fishing villages along the Southern seabord. Occasionally a gobdaw from the far North would be on board, acting the wag but being treated with a mixture of amusement and astonishment as he guldered in a loud voice.

The reason the whalers from Cork loved sailing? They could disembark on the beautiful Cape Verde Islands, relax a while under the blue Southern sky and when fully rested, they break out the barrel of hurls and set about a match amongst themselves. Sand in their feet, wind in their hair. Occasionally an ash hurl split and burst; then the ship’s cooper would fashion a new blade from an old barrel, or on occasion he might scrimshaw a bit of whale bone for the same effect. The mammalian caman swung easily with a slight oiliness and the unmistakeable whiff of ambergris.

The other presssing occupational hazard was the pucking of a ball into the Atlantic, especially during on-deck training sessions at sea. Typically the Northern hurler was the most likely candidate, pulling wildly sending another sliotar billowing off to starboard and down to the hurlers in Davey Jones’ locker room where the inches were no more.

Betimes the O Ceallaigh would pitch up or maybe the Naomh Niocláis would weigh anchor and a contest between crews would ensue with the occasional blood flow from a split hurler joining the detritus and entrails of dead leviathans trickling into the Atlantic.

The highlight of the trip for the owner of our sea chest, a fella called Ronald O’ Donovon Rossa, was the regular stopover in the island of Madeira, there to sample to the local fine produce and to meet his beloved Christiana. A fine and graceful athlete, she took to the hurling with a gay abandon and pucked the sliotar as sweetly as any of the lads on the ship. Many times he returned to visit and they sported, stick and ball, hand in hand on the beach.

It was almost the start of a beautiful legacy until alas, an unmentionable disaster was to strike and soon the whaling was no more. But, to this day the people of Madeira think what might have been.

The Lawstrynx

The Lawstrynx he lives a very strange life,

He sleeps most the days & lives by the night.

But most times he just can’t recall where he’s been,

He’s that busy been seen,

If u get what I mean.

Good times, & mad times every night of the week,

But the Lawstrynx don’t know

Cos he don’t know where he’s been.

His wallet’s much lighter a morning,

His head is in pain

But tonight & the next he’ll go again & again

And again & again he’ll adle his brain,

Wondrin’ where has he been with & who & even what was her name.

He’s chalkface white, hollow, washed out & strained

Gaunt from too much in his haunt yet again.

Supping & chinking & shorting & shots,

Talking & talking about nothing a lot.

So if you should see him, call him by his name,

And remind him that Lawstrynx means the man with no brain.

The Cause Endures.

I have fought the good fight.
I have finished my course.
I have kept the faith.

2 Timothy 4:7

I have had people ask me over the last day or two how I feel after our Toome Riders cycle on Saturday.

The answer is simple. I felt fine when it started, fine half way through, totally wrecked for about eight miles when I hit the proverbial wall and reasonably OK for the last few miles home.

Thanks to the people in the group I made it home with the group. I would have got home by hook or by crook, taxi, support vehicle or phoned home. Anyhow, the strength of the wolf is the pack, and the strength of the pack is the wolf. Paul Boyle, Damian and Frances and the others made sure I wasn’t me fein on my bike. Go raibh maith agaibh.

In retrospect, I don’t really know why I agreed to do it. I can’t say I particularly enjoyed it. I don’t mind when I’m out on the road cycling but this idea of building up miles didn’t do it for me I have to say. Others really got into it and I admire their effort from afar.

Part of me wishes I could have cycled 100 miles but for several reasons, none of which I’m sharing here I decided that I wasn’t doing it and that I wouldn’t be able to do it. More summer horriblis than anus horriblis but that’s my personal story.

Dressed in the ridiculous cycling garb I felt like the only gay in the village. As my friend Martin Dummigan used to say, the outfit was so tight you could almost count the hairs. Marty I would add wasn’t talking about men in cycling gear just in case anyone would get the wrong impression of him.

On reflection it has been interesting the appeal the Toome Riders cycle has had to all cross sections. There are people now bought into and involved with Eoghan Rua that would previously not have been. Next thing we can get them to sign up as bona fide members.

These sorts of events like fashion show tend to attract new interest. It serves to broaden the appeal of the GAA to show that it’s not just about kicking ball, pucking a sliotar, shouting at refs and talking shite at committee meetings. Having done work for Croke Park and written about social fabric, we are living breathing examples of it in practice.

Over the years we have organised Corporate Dinners that raked in the dough from builders coining it in the boom years. We have had ticket draws, bike rides x 2; fashion shows. We have had duck races. We have built our pitch which is something for everyone to call their home.  And on Sunday I was talking to one of the other senior members of Eoghan Rua. He was been around here longer than me and is someone I respect enormously for all he has done and continues to do.

As we ruminated on the goings on and comings and goings and all the recent successes on and off the pitch, we agreed that the success of what is being done now will only really be gauged when the next generation takes over.

They will have a pitch and a clubhouse and a user base that we never had until now. And there will be coaching expertise and the Eoghan Rua way of doing things. Of the attention detail that we know brings success, and how that will hopefully be firmly embedded in the fabric of the place so that players find conditioning and diet and community involvement and commitment to the cause and loyalty, punctuality and the importance of team over individual – all things worth buying into.

In listening to Kilkenny men talking about their success – underage success and silverware is all very well – but at the end of the day, you are wanting to turn these mini gaels into senior players.

I once went to a beach in Oman called Ras Al Hadd where greenback turtles hatch and return to the sea. On their way down the treacherous sand they have to make their way past crabs that try to intercept them to kill them and pick over their remains.

Their way of catching the fledgling turtles is to pluck out their eyes. A small proportion of turtles make it through, to take their chances in the open ocean. There, other challenges await. And they don’t even have their parents there on the sidelines as they make their run for it, screaming at them and urging them on. The mark of success is when they return years later to the same beach to enable the next batch of turtles to be born and set off on life’s path. And so it continues.

And as I contemplate my own continued active involvement, it would be rewarding and reassuring to know there is a legacy that can be built upon. When I go out the swing doors in the next year or two I hope to meet plenty more passing me in the other direction. There are certainly more bodies than there were. I am tired at times and don’t know for how long this can continue.

The advertisment says ‘Ask not what your club can do for you, but what you can do for your club’ echoing JFK’s famous words.

Eoghan Rua has given me opportunities galore. I have some great friends and there are players that I will meet in years to come, and with a single glance we will know we shared some of the times of our lives.

On Sunday at Croke Park I looked at that spot at the foot of the Hogan steps with a certain disbelief that I had ever stood there and listened to Méabh’s words.  “Tá athas an domhain orm an corn seo a glacadh. . .”.

Senator Edward Kennedy said when conceding defeat in his own ultimately failed bid for the White House:

“the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die.”

The same words are in my mind, resonating, reverberating, except for me they reflect optimism, and the promise of a bright, bright future.